The first Monday of 2021 was shaping up to be a brutal back-to-work slog.... until a midday gift arrived in the form of new photos of Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde walking hand-in-hand into his manager Jeff Azoff's wedding in Montecito, Calif. Wall-to-wall coverage, hysteria, and an ongoing journey of emotions soon followed. As a newly-minted Styles obsessive, I'm swallowing my pride and sharing 31 thoughts I had while spriraling over the news.
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How very dare Harry Styles date a woman in her mid-to-late 30s who is not me?
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Wait, when did Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis break up? Oh, November? I must have missed that amid the national democratic crisis.
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Remember when Wilde said she and Sudeikis had "Kenyan marathon runner sex?" Goodbye to that, I guess.
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Remember, also, when Wilde was married to a prince named Tao Ruspoli who lived on a school bus, after eloping with him on said school bus? “I said, 'Whoa! I don't want to meet a dude who lives on a bus!’" she told Women's Health of being set up with him. They bonded over their art, but the marriage was sexless, as Wilde later divulged: "I felt like my vagina died."
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Why does my heart hurt so?
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She's 36. He's 26. Harry Styles really does like elder women. It's thereby settled: The Idea of You is real.
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This makes sense. Olivia is directing Harry in her new thriller, Don't Worry, Darling. On-set romances happen all the time, and usually with elder male directors and female ingenues. Nothing but respect for the norm-defying nature of this union.
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How genius of Wilde to replace Shia LeBeouf, reportedly for bad behavior, with a prince among men, Harry Styles.
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I'm gradually moving from denial to acceptance. I'll allow this because Olivia Wilde is a smart, creative writer-director who gave Booksmart to the world. Let us not pretend she's the only lucky one here.
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I have no choice but to convert my kitchen into a war room and devote the remainder of my day to endless speculation about this, including 12 to 14 text, Instagram, and Twitter DM chains. I surrender any and all productivity to close-read the photos.
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Of course Harry Styles's tuxedo has a trademark flared-leg. Sweet treasure of a man!
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Zooms in on the perfect ice-cream swirl of Harry’s hair—an art form unto itself. Don Draper could never.
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His tux is Gucci. And her dress is Gucci. Both of their masks are The Vampire's Wife. They're not only holding hands but legitimately twinning.
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Somewhere, Hilaria Baldwin is happy to be usurped. (Or is she?)
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How many things is Harry Styles capable of effortlessly holding in one hand? I spy a rocks glass of whiskey, and at least two other accessories.
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"The Robe" is trending on Twitter, because of yet another photo set of Harry officiating Azoff's wedding in nothing but a hotel robe and slippers. Did Harry, indeed, officiate a wedding in nothing by a hotel robe and slippers? Did the robe precede or follow the Gucci tux and is he available for hire? This merits an investigation. Files a FOIA request.
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I love how everyone is now referring to "Jeff" as if he's an old friend and we, too, attended his micro-wedding at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito.
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Hasn't every celebrity ever gotten married at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito?
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A quick Google search confirms that, yes, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chis Martin, Katherine Schwarzennegger and Chris Pratt, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, and Lily Aldridge and Caleb Followill all did.
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Dour sidenote: should anyone be having any kind of wedding right now?
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Dear God, why is Candace Owens trending again? Aha! She liked the following tweet about Harry and Olivia.
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Wait, why is Lizzo trending? Because she and Harry held hands once but no one romantically “linked” them. Fair point, but they never wore matching fashion brands as dates to a micro-wedding.
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My friend and preeminent Styles guru reminds that there's a One Direction song called "Olivia" that is suddenly, newly relevant. Styles once coyly said of the song: "Olivia is whoever you want her to be... Is Olivia even a person? Is Olivia an emotion? Is she a place? We don't know."
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Olivia Wilde has two children with Sudeikis. Would it be premature to envision Harry Styles as a stepdad? Is this what it feels like to spiral?
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The paparazzi shots are quite clear. Was this public debut be as coordinated as their outfits?
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Props to Deux Moi, who predicted today's bombshell with a blind item in their Stories on Sunday, teasing that the "darling male lead of a MUCH anticipated movie for 2021-2022 was snapped with his older female director/co-star this weekend in Santa Barbara."
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A moment of silence, please, for the Larries, the subgroup of Harry fans who "ship" him in a long-standing clandestine affair with former 1D bandmate, Liam Payne.
- Has anybody checked on Jason Sudeikis?
- It appears some people do not feel this story is a matter of pressing national importance.
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I beg to differ. After four years of Trump and a crippling global pandemic, we deserve this moment. (Just don't forget about the Georgia runoff elections on Tuesday.)
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And here we thought Styles's gift to 2021 was the dazzling "Treat People with Kindness" video. and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, his most notable new partner.
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